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Not a celebrity this time but a stupid teenager who went to a tattoo parlour to have some stars tattooed onto her face and then tried to sue the tattooist when she realised how pathetic she looked.

The 18-year-old from Belgium, claims she asked the tattoo artist for three stars next to her eye but fell asleep and awoke with 56 stars all over one side of her face.

Now forgive me if I’m wrong, but anyone who has ever had a tattoo will find this almost impossible to believe unless of course they are blind drunk.

The girl believes that the Romanian tattooist misunderstood her French and English, and claims that she is now too embarrassed to go out in public.  Surely it would have been quite simple to write the number down for clarification or just holding up three fingers, duh!

The tattooist is absolutely adamant that she asked for the 56 stars, which was also confirmed by a witness at the parlour, and that not only did she keep checking in the mirror at he proceeded but was happy with the artwork when she left the shop.

He believes that it was went she went home that it all changed when her father saw what she had had done.  The tattooist has even offered to pay half the costs of laser treatment to have the stars removed which is rumoured to be at a cost of £8,500.

Why on earth should this man pay for the girls stupidity although he has said that the publicity has been great for him.  She got what she asked for now she can either earn the money to have them removed or live with it so that everyone can thank their ‘lucky stars’ that they had never done anything quite so ridiculous!

The only thing I could possibly say on the side of the girl, is that there should be an age limit for this sort of artwork and a possible consultation before this permanent procedure is undertaken.

The Best Part Of Heather Mills

Oh, how I laughed when I read the story this week of the evil, one-legged ex-wife of Paul McCartney, slipping over on some spilt milk in a supermarket and her leg falling off!

The awful woman apparently sent a message out on Twitter that read;

“Slipped on milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me.”

I wonder if that’s the first time on her back in a supermarket, probably not!  Anyway, what was wrong with those boys, to run off with it would have been so much cooler!  I was more surprised that this despicable woman hadn’t immediately put in a claim against the stores owners, is she mellowing in her old age, I doubt it she probably just realised she hadn’t seen her face in the papers for a couple of weeks and hatched a plan.

Can you see the likeness?

There’s not a lot I usually like about Lily Allen but for once she’s got it right, Susan Boyle from the Britain’s Got Talent show is so overrated, and Lily has at least got the front to air her views.

If nothing else, Lily Allen is certainly original, Susan Boyle on the other hand, is just someone that can copy a tune, the sooner she goes back to where she came from the better for all of us.

She allegedly showed her true colours while staying at a hotel in London when, in front of up to 150 other guests watching the semi-final, stuck her two fingers up to the screen and shouted F*** Off, when Piers Morgan praised the young lad Shaheen Jafargholi’s performance.

Apparently it’s not acceptable to dislike this ‘on the edge’ woman, well tough, I think she’s crap and I’m not alone, she’s just an accident waiting to happen, a monster in the making!

Take Your Pick!

Susan Boyle, the latest biggest find on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’, I just don’t get it, she sounds alright but I can’t see what is so special, certainly not her looks that’s for sure!

Some American woman has now created a Susan Boyle doll that she is selling over the Internet and it’s worse than the real thing.  This very sad creator has confessed to watching the singer at least 1000 times on YouTube before embarking on making a look-alike to commemorate the Scot’s talent, well as far as I can tell they are equally as bad, but at least the doll doesn’t sing.

The woman seems to be appearing everywhere with the media loving the fact that she is a 47-year-old virgin, why are they so surprised, look at the woman!  There again if she was good looking she wouldn’t have got as far as she has!

The worst of the media attention that this unfortunate-looking woman has received is the reported $1 million to lose her virginity in front of the camera, oh please, I think we could probably raise more than that by paying for her not to appear in any porno movies!

Paula Abdul

If the charts aren’t bad enough with crappy one-hit-wonders, Paula Abdul is hoping to make a break for herself yet again on the music front, please don’t Paula.

The American, who was bad enough the first time around, performed on stage in front of her fellow judges on American Idol, fine,  if you don’t mind watching someones mum strutting their stuff at a drunken party.

Abdul, 46, was even cheered on by Simon Cowell, shame on you Simon, I always admired your views on the programme but may now have to change my opinion of you!

Kirstie Alley, the gorgeous American actress, recently revealed that she screamed out loud when she finally stepped onto the scales and weighed 16st 3lbs.

Why are people always so surprised, do they not have mirrors?  How fat do you have to get before you think ‘I need to lose some weight’? and as for all those do-gooders out there that say ‘big woman can look beautiful’, these are normally written by the big women themselves who also need to lose the blubber!