Buzzin Bitch

Ozzy Osbourne is to be presented with the living legend award this year in the Classic Rock Roll of Honour.  I’m not sure if it’s because he is a legend though or because unbelievably, he is still alive!

I couldn’t believe the photographs posted in the daily papers this week, the room and rubbish bin where Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt celebrated the birth of their twins, my life feels so much more enriched for them.

It’s a room, just a room,  who gives a s**t!

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, don’t know how incredibly lucky to be given the names chosen for them, after a 9-year-old girl in New Zealand has been made a ward of Court for her name.

Talula does the Hula from Hawaii, for some reason is embarrassed for the name given to her by her sadistic parents.  The poor kid told her school mates her name was “K” because she feared being “mocked and teased”.

The Judge who heard the case back in February said,

“It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”  The child’s new name is being kept secret to protect her identity.

Lee Ryan has apparently split-up with his pregnant girlfriend, now there’s a surprise!

Samantha Millar, a self-confessed fan of Ryan’s since she was a little girl, sent the Blue singer flirty photographs of herself over the Internet.

They had only been seeing each other a few months before the pregnancy announcement was made, doesn’t sound like any accident to me, more like a trap, however, there was nothing stopping Ryan from using contraception.

He may not have stayed with his groupie for long, but he will be paying for that child for a long time to come.

Jodie Marsh has got to be one of the worst dressed woman of 2008, after wearing yet another hideous dress to a fashion party of Friday.

Marsh, who recently had her breasts enlarged to the size of a couple of inflatable cushions, looks ridiculous, she has absolutely no class what-so-ever and wears less and less every time the photographers are about.

The latest creation only just covered her nipples with most of her bum on display, and several unsightly tattoo’s, one being the tail of a devil emerging from between the cheeks of her backside, nice!

Surely there must be some sort of law against having to look at old slappers walking along the streets like that, people wouldn’t mind so much if she was stunning, but she’s not, she’s just a dried-up, Z-list celebrity that is desperately trying to get noticed, awful.

She seems to be modelling herself on Jordan, the only difference between the two is that Jordan is actually a good looking girl with natural sex-appeal, Jodie Marsh has neither!

Give it up Ms. Marsh, you are becoming an embarrassment!

According to reports, the two sons that Chris Eubank had adopted by a woman he met by chance, are now back in the UK with their birth mother.

Sebastian, 16, has been staying with his mother on holiday but it is claimed that he has decided not to return to America.  His 16-year-old brother Christopher, was collected from the airport after apparently deciding to return home.

Miss Hutton, the boys adoptive mother was reported as saying,

“I am devastated.  Karron has ruined everything.  I will do everything I can to get the boys back.”

It’s not going to happen Miss Hutton!  If you hadn’t have gone squealing to the media in the first place nobody would have been any the wiser.

Jim Jeffries, the comedian has been getting a right earful from the lovely Sharon Osbourne after he called her daughter Kelly “unattractive and fat”. So what’s the problem!

The comedian was a presenter at an awards ceremony in April when Kelly entered the stage just after the model Agyness Dean had left and he made a comment about her not being as attractive as the last guest.

Being who she is, she came out with a stream of expletives, Jim said ,

“I think she’d be famous even if she wasn’t Ozzy’s daughter, she’s that good.”

The charming Kelly proceeded to spit in the comedian’s face and he said he thought that would be the end of it. She wouldn’t have still been standing on that stage if she’d have spat in my face, that’s for sure!

Of course, Mrs Osbourne had to get in on the act and sent Mr Jeffries an email, which said,

“Dear Nobody. Wait until you’re a celebrity before you criticise REAL celebrities. Why don’t you f*** off.”

Mr Jeffries replied to Mrs Osbourne, and said,

“Dear Sharon. After you had all that plastic surgery and had the fat sucked out of your thighs, why did you pump it into your daughter’s face?”.

Touche!