Cabbage Patch Doll
Kerry Katona claims to have lost six stone in nine months, yeah right! She certainly looks better now than the cabbage patch doll look she was going for in the past but six stone, rubbish.
As we all know, the chubby, excuse for a singer, underwent £15,000 worth of surgery, although she claims to have lost the weight through healthy eating and exercise. Strange as most of the photographs I’ve seen of her recently shows her stuffing something down her throat, and since when have burgers, chips and ice-cream been healthy!
She reckons she went up to over fourteen stone while pregnant with her last child and was down to twelve stone when he was born. She now says she’s eight stone. Well, forgive me if I’m wrong but 12-8=4, having two stone of fat sucked out of you does not count as a healthy diet! Obviously her maths is as crap as her singing.
She says she would like to put half-a-stone back on, well don’t worry Kerry, I’m sure you will and more and I doubt it will be that long either.
The girl is definitely to thick to ever be too thin!
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