Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse was in court yesterday to face assault charges after she was accused of punching a fan in the face at the End of Summer Ball in September 2008.

The singer pleaded not guilty to common assault against Sherene Flash before a date was set for the hearing for July 23rd 2009.

I’d like to see how she’s going to get out of this one, as we’ve already seen the photographs of her in action on that night, not that there is the remote chance of her remembering what happened as she was off her face!

By the way, it was  the same event that she was allegedly seen spitting at another guest and head-butting an official photographer.

Unbelievably, the magazine that has been following the final few days of Jade Goody has actually prepared  their latest edition for March 23rd with the words In Loving Memory 1981-2009, above the photograph of the cancer victim and her sons.

We all know that the girl only has a limited time to live but that is so out-of-order!  How can they even begin to say it’s a tribute to the girl when she is still clinging to life, it’s sick.

Made for each other!

How long before Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab?  It was reported again recently that she was allegedly seen drinking Red Bull in front of others but had a secret stash of alcohol under the table.

This, yet again, led to another spat between her and partner Sam Ronson, who were seen heading to the toilets to snort sort it out.  The pair did come out smiling, so what went on in there is anyone’s guess, although I probably have quite a good idea!

After her recent rapid weight loss, reportedly due to stress and pictures of her shown with scratches over her arms, leading to the speculation that she could once again be self harming, perhaps the sooner she gets help the better.

Amy Winehouse seems to be coming to her senses at last after reports that she has handed over control of her fortune to her parents Mitch and Janis.

The singer will now not be able to spend her money on anything without their permission, and it also means that if she does return to her husband he will not be able to get his hands on it either.

Cat Fight!

Jenny Frost, one of the singers from girl band ‘Atomic Kitten’, has branded alcoholic Kerry Katona as ‘Tacky’, allegedly.  Spot on!

Frost was the replacement for Katona back in 2001, and apparently gave her views of the TV Reality star earlier this week.

She allegedly said “The only thing worse than Kerry Katona is her husband”, Whoa, Cat fight on the horizon!

Amy Winehouse has apparently admitted that her marriage to Blake Fielder-Civil is over, No, really!  If rumours are to be true, he has now taken up with the mystery blond, who declared her love for him at his court appearances.

There has got to be something seriously wrong about this girl, has she not seen what he has reduced his wife too!

That could be some long pantomime, best take some extra sarnies just in ccccccase!

Michael Jackson was due to appear before the courts in London, after the latest law suit against him was filed by a Bahrain Sheik who claimed a breach of contract.

However, once again it has been said by an attorney, working on behalf of the singer, that he is not fit too travel due to an undisclosed illness.

Now remind me, how many illnesses did he succumb to during his trial for alleged child abuse!

Winehouse is back to her old self, beehive on head, joint in hand, off to the pub!  What a complete waste of space that girl is.

She was apparently off to make her first visit to see her husband, but took so long to get ready that she missed the visiting times, so instead headed for her favourite local until 4am this morning.

You could almost smell the rehab singer, in her filthy, ripped jeans looking as if she hadn’t showered for days and the with usual black grubby fingernails, who said romance was dead!

Winehouse was seen hitting out at a fan while performing ‘Rehab’, when a fan pulled her hair.  I think they got exactly what they deserved.

The singer gave an hour’s performance, telling the crowd that “My husband is out of jail in two weeks”.  Maybe he’s the encouragement she needs, who knows!

Winehouse was reported to have returned to the London Clinic to continue with her treatment after watching Jay-Z from the sidelines.

 Photo:The subs bench!

The ‘Soccer six charity football event’ was held yesterday to raise money for the Samaritans at Millwall Football Club and Amy Winehouse was there to cheer-on her friend Pete Doherty.

Ms. Winehouse was in the usual denim shorts and a checked shirt with her bra on show and the ballet shoes of course.  It was her first wedding anniversary and she had earlier been shown collecting the bouquets of flowers that had been left outside of her home.

Jade Goody was also taking part and probably, for once looked the fittest, healthiest, and most definitely the cleanest out of the trio.  I’m sure we all remember when she took part in the London Marathon and after being stretchered off the course during the race, admitted to not having trained for the event.

Winehouse and Doherty seem inseparable since he has left prison and the Babyshambles front-man confessed to being really busy playing gigs and listening to Amy’s recordings.

When asked about Winehouse, Doherty said she is “great at the moment”, god, what does she look like when she’s not!  He added “She’s recording loads of new stuff.  I kind of took a bit of a back seat.  She said ‘listen to this new song, listen to this new song, record this, record this’.  I’ve got a truckload of some of her stuff and I’m going through it.”  Not sure why  she has to say everything twice! 

Pixie Geldof was also in attendance giving her support along with Jack Tweedy, Bianca Gascoigne, and Nikki Grahame.

Well at least it was for a good cause, but I bet no-one wanted to swap shirts with the lovely Pete! 

Winehouse and Marr arrived at the singers home with manager’s assistant Alex Haines and Winehouse entered leaving Marr outside.  Instead of leaving, the skanky 24-year-old prised open the garage door and went inside to sleep off what ever he was on.

The police arrived around 2am this morning and coaxed him out after he claimed he was a member of Winehouse’s band and that he was “staying with her”. The police tried to contact Winehouse, who as usual, looked like she could do with a good scrub, but she didn’t answer nor did Ms. Frost when they tried to contact her.

The officers then apparently offered to drive him to Ms. Frost’s home but he declined and said “No, I don’t think she will be too pleased.”

He was then searched by the police and rather quickly escorted into a police car and driven away.

She is supposedly suffering from the highly infectious impetigo, but even a thick layer of make-up could not hide her pasty, scabby skin.

A spokesman for the junkie singer was recently reported to have said that she was being treated for this ailment, so if that’s the case why is there no signs of improvement.

She is apparently on the road to recovery, well in my opinion she looks worse than ever. Even Pete Doherty put on weight in the short time that he was supposedly clean, but she doesn’t seem to have put on an ounce.

I can’t believe that she is clean and if she is, and that’s what it does to you, maybe she’s better off back on it.

This is someone that the future generation admire, is it really what we want our children to aspire to, I don’t think so!

Her arms are once again smothered in fresh scratches which suggests she is still self-harming. Who is supposed to be helping this girl because who ever they are they’re doing a crap job.

She has been given enough chances, now she needs to be forced into some sort of rehab.

The pal said, “She’s been wanting to beat drugs for a long time, but having UN bigwigs tear into her behaviour was the last straw. She was really embarrassed by all the fuss and it made her realise how people may be looking at her and thinking drugs were OK because she was doing them.” Actually it’s probably saved a few peoples lives once they saw what they could turn into!

The girl is an embarrassing mess and I am for one am ashamed that she is what she is. So many people praised her on her performance at the Grammys, well it was crap, she couldn’t sing had a completely different beat going on in her head, wherever that was, to everyone else and she looked awful. She should just disappear until she does clean herself up so that we don’t have to keep seeing her day after day, looking wrecked and emaciated.

Onlookers at the venue were said to be shocked as she nasally inhaled the potent spirit through a straw. A source said “Somebody had brought over 20 shots to Amy’s table and she decided to show off her new party trick. “She necked the top off the shot and lit the rest with a lighter Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose. Amy threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned.”

A little trick that I had read about on the BBC news site in 2006, how irresponsible was that, the kids really don’t need to know how it is done, fuelling their immature minds with ideas of how to get drunk much quicker! Even Prince Harry was photographed allegedly snorting vodka in a drinking game with friends recently.

This is what is known as a Gas Chamber, which is potentially lethal as alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream.

She also supposedly had a foot stamping tantrum on her way home from a party at 5am when she popped into a shop to fill up on her munchies when she spotted an unauthorised biography of herself and demanded that the book be immediately removed from the shelves. The book is said to be by Nick Johnstone, titled ‘Amy, Amy, Amy: The Amy Winehouse Story’.

How much lower can this girl get, she is supposed to be clean and on the road to recovery, I don’t think so, I think it is only a matter of time until we read about her death, no doubt from an accidental overdose. In my opinion she doesnt want help she has passed that stage let her get on with it.