This Is Not A Photo of Donatella Versace Either!

In December, a certain daily tabloid printed photographs of a so-called Donatella Versace on a beach in St Bart’s looking over-tanned in a tiny bikini.

Well, apparently this was not Versace, who is allegedly planning legal action against the comic, but an Italian countess who has lived on the island for ten-years,  Pamela Anderson be warned, look to the future!

Pete Doherty has allegedly found a deer carcass in his house in Wiltshire, he said,

“Someone brought in a dead deer while I was out.  Somehow they got in and left the deer in the house.  That was quite terrifying.  I’d been in the house for a couple of days and then I found this rotting, headless carcass of a dear in one of the far rooms.”

Surely, any normal person would have noticed  the smell from an animal of that size that had been left rotting in your home!

Looks like Pete’s been on another bender to me!