Throw Away The Key

Gary Glitter is apparently going to appeal against a court order requiring him to notify police if he intends to travel abroad.

Unbelievably, the pervert is not prevented from travelling abroad, but must notify police if he plans to be away for more than three days.  How long does it actually take to abuse a child?

Even Bernie Ecclestone’s wife can’t stand the ignorant dwarf any longer after it was announced recently that the couple are to divorce.

I can’t believe she stayed married to the man for 24-years, she surely deserves more than half of his money, enjoy lady you’ve earned it.

Out of all those terrifying creepy crawlies in the Australian jungle, Timmy Mallet has to be the ultimate spine chiller.   The man certainly makes the hair of the back of my neck stand up.

The there’s the drippy David Van Day, the good news is that the camp has had to be evacuated after torrential rain, so hopefully most of these has-been’s will go back to where they crawled out from.