Madonna And Guy Richie

The media are having a field day with the latest divorce proceedings of Madonna and Guy Richie, as if anyone would expect Madonna to go quietly.

As usual, what the media don’t know they make-up, telling us one thing and then completely contradicting themselves with the next story.

Firstly, Madonna was said to be heading straight for New York, now that’s changed and she apparently intends to stay in Britain, although one of the reports last week said that Mr Richie’s refusal to move to NY was the reason for the breakdown of the marriage.

Another reason for the split was said to be the gruelling exercise routine, that the 50-year-old diva sticks to.  Firstly it was two-hours a day which has now doubled to four-hours a day, which could be the reason why she is turning into a bloke!

The door is now left open for Madonna and the other alleged man in her life Alex Rodriguez, to continue their supposed relationship.  Rodriguez’s wife filed for divorce in July, citing Madonna as one of the reasons for the end of her marriage, which was denied at the time by the singer.

One thing is for sure, Rodriguez is a good looking bloke, never could see the attraction in Richie!