The Best Part Of Heather Mills

Oh, how I laughed when I read the story this week of the evil, one-legged ex-wife of Paul McCartney, slipping over on some spilt milk in a supermarket and her leg falling off!

The awful woman apparently sent a message out on Twitter that read;

“Slipped on milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me.”

I wonder if that’s the first time on her back in a supermarket, probably not!  Anyway, what was wrong with those boys, to run off with it would have been so much cooler!  I was more surprised that this despicable woman hadn’t immediately put in a claim against the stores owners, is she mellowing in her old age, I doubt it she probably just realised she hadn’t seen her face in the papers for a couple of weeks and hatched a plan.

Heather Mills has managed to make yet another enemy, after her publicist quit this week.  Michelle Elyzabeth allegedly said last week,

“After working with Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her.  Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.  Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.”  I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.”

I have been patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more.  I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention.  I am owed money.  I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.  On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

That is one spoilt bitch!

Allegedly, Abi Titmuss, was surrounded by hundreds of fan’s at her latest book signing, No not really, three men apparently turned-up to meet her at Liverpool Street Station.  She then went onto WHSmith in Manchester, where a similar gathering rushed to get the latest book autographed!

The adorable Heather Mills was reported to be furious when she heard that Sir Paul McCartney had jetted off for a holiday with the heiress Nancy Shevall.

For the past week, Paul 65, and Nancy 47, have been enjoying a holiday on the Caribbean Island of Jumby Bay.

Apparently, his awful ex-wife, phoned him up, ranting and raving and accusing him of wasting his cash on Nancy.  That woman is obsessed with money.

A source said “She went absolutely crazy,  She was screaming, ‘I bet Paul paid for that old tart to go first-class.”

Mills was unhappy about the £24.3 million she was awarded at a High Court hearing earlier in the month and claimed that the couple’s daughter, Beatrice, would no longer be able to travel first class.

A friend of Mills said “She’s obsessed by the first-class thing and thinks Paul is treating their daughter with less care than he treats his women.  Heather got on the phone to confront him about his mad spending.  She demanded to know whether he paid for Nancy to go first-class.  But he said she had her own money and could afford to pay for herself.  She wouldn’t let it go, though, and in the end he told her not to call him again unless it was about Bea.  Then he hung up on her – which wound her up even more.”

I don’t know how accurate the reports are, but how that man stays so calm is a mystery!  She is one of the nastiest pieces of work I have ever come across.  He would never deny his daughter anything I’m sure, it seems that he just making sure that her evil mother doesn’t benefit from another penny, good for him!

She is apparently going to employ a team of forensic accountants to examine Sir Paul’s finances.  I’m surprised that any sane person would work for her, but then she’s got the money to pay for it, good to see she’s spending it wisely!

Mills said after the divorce hearing “We all know he’s worth £800 million.  He’s been worth £800 million for the last 15 years.”  No we didn’t all know that but obviously she had done all the calculations well in advance!

The company she recruited during the hearing were the accountancy firm Lee and Allen, which Mr Justice Bennett last week confirmed had actually had requests for information during the hearing declined by the court.

If you have any doubt that this wasn’t pre-planned, Mills has allegedly claimed to have recordings of her husband telling her he is worth £800 million. Unbelievable!

Friends of Mills (who?), claim that she has told them that she cannot look after Beatrice on £35,000 a year, which is the sum awarded by the courts.  One of the friends went on to say “Heather says she can prove the amount of money that is being given to look after Bea will not last over the year.  She is putting it to the test. Yep I bet she is!  Why not prove it publicly and show the world how she cannot possibly raise a child on that amount of money a year, it’s beyond belief!

A legal source has said “Mr Justice Bennett made the ruling based on Heather’s need and also based on the standard of living the couple enjoyed when they were together.  It is quite possible that even if Heather does prove that Paul was worth £800 million, it would not greatly affect the ruling.  It is certainly not a given right that she would even be granted the leave to appeal.”

The evil, scheming, ex-porn star didn’t deserve the amount she got and she also, as I remember made a promise that as soon as the divorce was over she would leave England, Well what are you waiting for, oh yes! even more money that you have no right too!

It has been said that her reputation has been left in tatters after the High Court Judge dealing with the now very public divorce tore into her accusing her of “make-belief”, inconsistency and inaccuracy.  He went onto say she was a “less than impressive witness” who “wholly exaggerated” the extent of her wealth before she married Paul McCartney.

The money-grabbing Mills was awarded only a fifth of the £125 million she was seeking from Sir Paul and Mr Justice Bennett went onto say that not only is she “devoid of reality” but that she had proved to be her “own worst enemy” by making claims for a settlement that were “ridiculous”.

If she had so much money before her marriage why is she claiming such a ridiculous amount now, all of which I am sure she will be intending to give to her charities, yeah right! 

Nothing seems to be going her way does it!  She tried to stop the 58 page ruling being released but she lost the Court of Appeal application as well, ‘Karma is a wonderful thing’.

Sir Paul McCartney must wonder how he ever got involved with such a dreadful creature, but at least now everyone knows what a despicable woman she is and nobody is going to get involved with her except for her money, boots of the other foot now, excuse the pun!

” Former glamour model Heather Mills is set to be crowned one of the world’s sexiest woman in a new poll. Mills has shocked bosses at British magazine FHM by racking up more than 1000 votes a day in their online poll to name the world’s 100 most attractive females. The magazine claims the 40-year-old’s popularity as been heightened by her very public divorce to veteran rocker Sir Paul McCartney. Chris Bell, FHM’s deputy editor says, “Heather Mills has always been vilified as a gold-digger with a dubious past. But readers have realised she’s about to become the world’s most eligible – and richest -women”. Mills is currently number 95 on the top 100 list, ahead of socialite Paris Hilton, singer Gwen Steffani and actress Kirsten Dunst.”

Who is voting for her? I don’t even know anyone who finds her remotely attractive! There’s not much more I can say about this story, the only explanation can be that she has a number of payed staff sitting online voting all day for her.

He said “She won’t stay in this country. She knows everybody hates her here and does not care”.  The bad news Mr Mills is that its not just people in this country that hate her as I am sure she will soon find out, its worldwide.  He went onto say “I think she’ll go abroad and slowly fade away into obscurity”.  See, if you wish for something hard enough it will come true!

The one-legged ex-model deserves nothing and hopefully but unlikely that is what she will end up with. 

Mills is now reportedly going to represent herself in the divorce settlement, but then i shouldn’t think there is any sane lawyer out there who would want to get involved with this dreadful woman.

She claims that people no longer like her because of the way she has been portrayed in the press etc, etc, not true, nobody liked you anyway and now they just despise you.

I for one hope that she gets everything she deserves, i.e. absolutely nothing, in fact I think she should compensate Paul for every year that this man has had to put-up with her.  Good luck Mr McCartney, we are all on your side.