Having seen his employers at the BBC  issue an apology over remarks made on the popular TV show Top Gear by his co-presenter Richard Hammond describing Mexicans as ‘lazy, feckless and flatulent’, Clarkson has accused the corporation of having no sense of humour.

Writing in the daily comic the Sun, Clarkson attempted to make the point that without offensive humour, there can be no jokes. He goes on to quote several jokes involving various nationalities, including British.

Then despite the earlier apology Clarkson was at it again claiming, ‘Mexico doesn’t have an Olympic team, because anyone who can run, jump or swim is already across the border.’

Barely amusing to be honest and never a joke.

It appears that Mexicans may well have the last laugh though as a Mexican student in London has instructed lawyers to bring a test case against the Top Gear presenters, demanding that the BBC is taken off air and an investigation is made over the comments by its presenters.

Problem Solved!

Not a celebrity this time but a stupid teenager who went to a tattoo parlour to have some stars tattooed onto her face and then tried to sue the tattooist when she realised how pathetic she looked.

The 18-year-old from Belgium, claims she asked the tattoo artist for three stars next to her eye but fell asleep and awoke with 56 stars all over one side of her face.

Now forgive me if I’m wrong, but anyone who has ever had a tattoo will find this almost impossible to believe unless of course they are blind drunk.

The girl believes that the Romanian tattooist misunderstood her French and English, and claims that she is now too embarrassed to go out in public.  Surely it would have been quite simple to write the number down for clarification or just holding up three fingers, duh!

The tattooist is absolutely adamant that she asked for the 56 stars, which was also confirmed by a witness at the parlour, and that not only did she keep checking in the mirror at he proceeded but was happy with the artwork when she left the shop.

He believes that it was went she went home that it all changed when her father saw what she had had done.  The tattooist has even offered to pay half the costs of laser treatment to have the stars removed which is rumoured to be at a cost of £8,500.

Why on earth should this man pay for the girls stupidity although he has said that the publicity has been great for him.  She got what she asked for now she can either earn the money to have them removed or live with it so that everyone can thank their ‘lucky stars’ that they had never done anything quite so ridiculous!

The only thing I could possibly say on the side of the girl, is that there should be an age limit for this sort of artwork and a possible consultation before this permanent procedure is undertaken.