Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse was in court yesterday to face assault charges after she was accused of punching a fan in the face at the End of Summer Ball in September 2008.

The singer pleaded not guilty to common assault against Sherene Flash before a date was set for the hearing for July 23rd 2009.

I’d like to see how she’s going to get out of this one, as we’ve already seen the photographs of her in action on that night, not that there is the remote chance of her remembering what happened as she was off her face!

By the way, it was  the same event that she was allegedly seen spitting at another guest and head-butting an official photographer.

Unbelievably, the magazine that has been following the final few days of Jade Goody has actually prepared  their latest edition for March 23rd with the words In Loving Memory 1981-2009, above the photograph of the cancer victim and her sons.

We all know that the girl only has a limited time to live but that is so out-of-order!  How can they even begin to say it’s a tribute to the girl when she is still clinging to life, it’s sick.

Lily Allen

Lily Alllen has yet again opened her stupid mouth without thinking after suggesting that the risks surrounding cocaine use were not as bad as they are made out.

The 24-year-old singer, admitted to taking the drug in the past to fit in with her friends, and this is  someone that our children look up to!

Stupid, naive girl, people die from taking cocaine, just because she no longer takes it, supposedly, does not give her the right to make such ridiculous statements, grow up or shut up!

It was also reported this week that Jade Goody was given a bill of £2,000, after allegedly failing to return a Marilyn Monroe style dress from a fancy dress shop.

The 27-year-old, hired the dress in 2006 and had never returned it, however, the shop owner has now offered to waive the bill due to Goody’s illness.

Fair enough, she is having a bad time at the moment but why would she hire a Marilyn Monroe outfit, Marilyn Mansan would have been a better option!

The Essex girl had a boob job in 2006, but she claims they have gone saggy.  What do people expect, when they have all that weight shoved in there, it’s not going to lift them is it!

She’s 27-years-old for god’s sake, and already on her second lot of surgery, like they say, once you start it’s just an ongoing project.

She already has ongoing Botox injections but claimed that the liposuction procedure she also had in 2006, didn’t work for her body so she won’t be going down that road again.

She intends to go under the knife once she has reached her ideal weight, could be a while then!

What exactly is she famous for, oh yeah, it’s all coming back now, the fat chav that stripped naked in Big Brother, the first and last time I ever watched the programme, it still gives me nightmares!

 Photo:The subs bench!

The ‘Soccer six charity football event’ was held yesterday to raise money for the Samaritans at Millwall Football Club and Amy Winehouse was there to cheer-on her friend Pete Doherty.

Ms. Winehouse was in the usual denim shorts and a checked shirt with her bra on show and the ballet shoes of course.  It was her first wedding anniversary and she had earlier been shown collecting the bouquets of flowers that had been left outside of her home.

Jade Goody was also taking part and probably, for once looked the fittest, healthiest, and most definitely the cleanest out of the trio.  I’m sure we all remember when she took part in the London Marathon and after being stretchered off the course during the race, admitted to not having trained for the event.

Winehouse and Doherty seem inseparable since he has left prison and the Babyshambles front-man confessed to being really busy playing gigs and listening to Amy’s recordings.

When asked about Winehouse, Doherty said she is “great at the moment”, god, what does she look like when she’s not!  He added “She’s recording loads of new stuff.  I kind of took a bit of a back seat.  She said ‘listen to this new song, listen to this new song, record this, record this’.  I’ve got a truckload of some of her stuff and I’m going through it.”  Not sure why  she has to say everything twice! 

Pixie Geldof was also in attendance giving her support along with Jack Tweedy, Bianca Gascoigne, and Nikki Grahame.

Well at least it was for a good cause, but I bet no-one wanted to swap shirts with the lovely Pete!