So anyone who has invested their money in the latest fitness or diet DVD fad only to be disappointed with its content, has no-one to blame but themselves.

There is barely a ‘larger’ female involved in a UK soap who has not recognised the opportunity of a cash spinner on the side and succumbed to making yet another video nasty, ‘how I shed my excess weight’, as though the whole idea is something revolutionary.

Fitness DVD’s will invariably end up being touted around Sunday Car Boot sales if they don’t get consigned to the cupboard under the sink with the sandwich toaster and other useless junk that families manage to accumulate.

So anyone who bought and was disappointed with any of the following Ten Worst Rated Fitness DVDs, forget miracles, eat less and exercise more and above all don’t line some overpaid actresses pocket with your hard earned income!

1. Natalie Cassidy’s Then and Now Workout (46pc)
2. The Jordan Workout (41pc)
3. Hannah Waterman’s Body Blitz (38pc)
4. 5 Step Fat Attack with Claire Richards from Steps (34pc)
5. Coleen Nolan’s Let’s Get Physical (32pc)
6. Geri Halliwell’s Geri Yoga (26pc)
7. Danielle Lloyd’s Keep Fit, Look Fit (24pc)
8. Vicky Entwistle’s Wow! Weight off workout! (21pc)
9. Jayne Middlemiss’s Love Yoga (17pc)
10. Charlie Brooks’s Before and After Workout (16pc)

Marsh, who recently had her breasts enlarged to the size of a couple of inflatable cushions, looks ridiculous, she has absolutely no class what-so-ever and wears less and less every time the photographers are about.

The latest creation only just covered her nipples with most of her bum on display, and several unsightly tattoo’s, one being the tail of a devil emerging from between the cheeks of her backside, nice!

Surely there must be some sort of law against having to look at old slappers walking along the streets like that, people wouldn’t mind so much if she was stunning, but she’s not, she’s just a dried-up, Z-list celebrity that is desperately trying to get noticed, awful.

She seems to be modelling herself on Jordan, the only difference between the two is that Jordan is actually a good looking girl with natural sex-appeal, Jodie Marsh has neither!

Give it up Ms. Marsh, you are becoming an embarrassment!

Becky Gauld said that Jordan likes to give the impression that she tirelessly cares for her children, well if that’s the case why were you employed?  She went onto say “if viewers saw what I saw off-camera they’d be astounded” , surely what we do in our own home’s is our business and you would hope that if you employed staff that they would at the least have some loyalty and not be off to the newspapers to make more money out of their silly little stories.

Apparently, one of the story-tellers worries was with Harvey, so why then after seeing that Peter was busy cooking in the kitchen ask him to keep an eye on the child, who was in the living room whilst she prioritised her duties with finding a suitcase, oh yeah, and stopping on the driveway for a chat with Jordan as she pulled up in her car, it was only for half and hour after all.

Now the nanny has another job with another family, well i hope they are very careful with what they say around her, how can any employer possibly have any trust in someone like this.