Paula Abdul

If the charts aren’t bad enough with crappy one-hit-wonders, Paula Abdul is hoping to make a break for herself yet again on the music front, please don’t Paula.

The American, who was bad enough the first time around, performed on stage in front of her fellow judges on American Idol, fine,  if you don’t mind watching someones mum strutting their stuff at a drunken party.

Abdul, 46, was even cheered on by Simon Cowell, shame on you Simon, I always admired your views on the programme but may now have to change my opinion of you!

Kirstie Alley, the gorgeous American actress, recently revealed that she screamed out loud when she finally stepped onto the scales and weighed 16st 3lbs.

Why are people always so surprised, do they not have mirrors?  How fat do you have to get before you think ‘I need to lose some weight’? and as for all those do-gooders out there that say ‘big woman can look beautiful’, these are normally written by the big women themselves who also need to lose the blubber!