Can you see the likeness?

There’s not a lot I usually like about Lily Allen but for once she’s got it right, Susan Boyle from the Britain’s Got Talent show is so overrated, and Lily has at least got the front to air her views.

If nothing else, Lily Allen is certainly original, Susan Boyle on the other hand, is just someone that can copy a tune, the sooner she goes back to where she came from the better for all of us.

She allegedly showed her true colours while staying at a hotel in London when, in front of up to 150 other guests watching the semi-final, stuck her two fingers up to the screen and shouted F*** Off, when Piers Morgan praised the young lad Shaheen Jafargholi’s performance.

Apparently it’s not acceptable to dislike this ‘on the edge’ woman, well tough, I think she’s crap and I’m not alone, she’s just an accident waiting to happen, a monster in the making!

Lily Allen

While normal people are struggling to make ends meet, Lily Allen has spent £2000 on a grown-up ice cream fight, which took place in her Toronto dressing room at the end of her North American tour, according to her blog.

Recently while being interviewed on an American chat show,  Allen admitted being surprised that she was more famous for her wild ways than her singing.  You’d think she would take the hint but it will probably go straight over her head as usual!

Even worse than Lily Allen’s singing is Paula Abdul’s memory after she recently told America’s ABC’s ‘nightlife’, that she has never been drunk in her life, yeah right!

She also claimed that she has not used prescription drugs and offered  her medical records to be checked to prove it.  Obviously, she’s unaware that there is no way that anyone would be able to check her medical records but there are plenty of video’s out there of the woman slurring and acting in a bizarre way.  Here are some of the clips from a previous story;

http://www.buzzinbitch.co.uk/paula-abdul-cocks-up-again/85#more-85

Lily Allen

Lily Alllen has yet again opened her stupid mouth without thinking after suggesting that the risks surrounding cocaine use were not as bad as they are made out.

The 24-year-old singer, admitted to taking the drug in the past to fit in with her friends, and this is  someone that our children look up to!

Stupid, naive girl, people die from taking cocaine, just because she no longer takes it, supposedly, does not give her the right to make such ridiculous statements, grow up or shut up!

It was also reported this week that Jade Goody was given a bill of £2,000, after allegedly failing to return a Marilyn Monroe style dress from a fancy dress shop.

The 27-year-old, hired the dress in 2006 and had never returned it, however, the shop owner has now offered to waive the bill due to Goody’s illness.

Fair enough, she is having a bad time at the moment but why would she hire a Marilyn Monroe outfit, Marilyn Mansan would have been a better option!

Best Dad In The World

Now here’s a surprise, Mark Croft, sleazy husband of Kerry Katona has said that at the moment he wants nothing to do with his son from a relationship with an ex-girlfriend.

He said on an MTV show after the paternity tests confirmed he is the father

“It sounds nasty but I’ve got my family, I don’t want anything to do with him but financially I’ll do best I can to help out that way and it’s not up for discussion.

Kerry has said to me she thinks I’m making the wrong decision by not getting involved with him but, at the minute, I’m not ready to have another son brought into my life.”

Yes, it does sound nasty, but what else would we expect from the waste of space.  You had sex with his mother without contraception, everyone knows whats likely to happen, although that child has to be so much better off without him in his life.

Lily Allen has rated her latest TV Chat show as “probably five out of ten”, a little higher than anyone else would have given it, but when it’s you own programme!

Anyone could sit in a studio hosting old ‘You Tube’ clips, in fact we can do it ourselves.  The first series was bad enough but then a second was actually made, why?.  I don’t know who actually watched it but you are also responsible for the complete load of crap, they thought you liked it!

It’s just the kind of song that the kids will love just because she managed to get a few swear words in it.

The song is about discrimination and according to her blog “It was originally written about the BNP in the UK”

She adds “But then I felt this issue has become relevant pretty much everywhere – we are the youth, we can make coolness for our future, it’s up to us…”

Good principles, good tune, crap lyrics and definitely no need for the F-word.

The 22-year-old daughter of Keith Allen, was accused of smoking while pregnant before she miscarried last year and suggestions were made that her career is over.

Miss Allen hit back and said “I don’t know why this has annoyed me so much.  If I’m honest, it’s probably because part of it is true these days: I am more known for being a train wreck than a musician and it does hurt.”

There is only one person who can change that Lily, get back to what you do best because you’re absolutely crap at drinking!

He said “Lily gets unhappy constantly being compared to other people.  It’s the comparisons that hurt.  The press tend not to do it with men.  It’s ridiculous that the media put Lily up against Amy (Winehouse) or Cheryl (Cole).  Anyone would crack under that pressure.  Not that Lily’s cracked.  It’s not like she’s been in a band who’ve spent years messing about with each other, screwing groupies and getting pissed together, Lily’s on her own.”

The singer was recently seen flaunting her body on the French Riviera, and was seen being taken out to a cab by her father after a night out as she could barely walk.

She was then pictured diving topless from the yacht of Flavio Briatore, not bad for a girl who is supposed to be so hung-up about her body.

She returned to Britain and was then seen changing out of her skirt and into trousers, alongside her car on a busy street. How lacking in confidence is this girl!

At the glittering World Première for the new British film ‘Flashbacks of a Fool’, Lily Allen arrived with her young actor brother, Alfie.

She appeared to be wearing an overall more likely to be seen on pre-school toddlers for their painting class. The blue gingham smock, which also looked like it could do with a run-over with the iron, was teamed with black tights and blue shoes, she looked horrendous.

Alfie Allen didn’t look much better, although he did manage to wear a suit and no tie of course, with his dirty, scruffy trainers.

Lily with her new blond hairdo, hid behind a large pair of red framed sunglasses and left looking glum which could be down to the recent falling out with Alfie’s girlfriend, Jaime Winstone.

Ms. Allen and Jaime were often seen together until recently when according to a source “Jaime and Lily were really close at one point. They would go out partying together with Lily’s pals, including Agyness Deyn, and talk on the phone regularly. It was nice to see. but Lily started to notice that her mates, some famous and others not, were starting to see Jaime without inviting Lily. At first Lily thought nothing of it – she is not the jealous type or insecure. But it all came to a head when Lily phoned to invite a friend out to a party. She thought her mate was blowing her out for Jaime after he said he may come along later, but he was at Jaime’s house first. Lily ended up phoning Jaime and started to have a go at her because she had introduced them. They haven’t been speaking since, which is obviously awkward as Jaime is dating Lily’s brother. People started to notice something was wrong at Jodie Harsh’s birthday party last month. Jaime blatantly walked past without even looking at her. Everyone was talking about it because it was quite an obvious thing that Jaime done. Lily didn’t show that she was bothered at all. Lily and Jaime will make up without a doubt, they are both just being stubborn.” Remind anyone of their school days!

The BBC had illusions of a hip young thing attracting a new generation of viewers to their channel.  Apparently during recording for the first programme, more than a third of the audience walked out, astonishing as the 150 audience members were have said to have been hand-picked from Ms. Allen’s online friends, love it!

The programme was described as “horrible” and “limp”, and one of the fans went onto say  ”Everyone really, really wanted it to work for Lily.  She is a lovely person but all the jokes fell flat and she seemed very nervous.  It just did not work”.

Never thought i would hear myself saying this but, stick to the singing love, some people actually like your voice.

We have seen endless pictures of the 22-year-old singer ‘off her face’, as well as being arrested and cautioned for common assault after an incident outside a London nightclub in March of 2007.

Recently, she was dumped by her boyfriend and father of her baby, 37-year-old Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers.  They have only been together since September 2007 and the pregnancy was announced in December,  not really a strong footing was it.

It is awful for anyone who loses a baby, but if you abuse your body it will fight back, its common-sense.