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Poor little rich girl Lindsay Lohan is back in court in LA today for a preliminary hearing regarding the theft of a $2,500 dollar necklace which was allegedly stolen from an upmarket jewellers in the LA beach community of Venice.

Lohan has already pleaded not guilty to the theft, although the necklace was handed over to police before they could raise a search warrant to search the actresses home.

Lohan’s attorney Shawn Holley has denied that Lohan stole the necklace and has reported to the court that the actress has passed all drug tests.

The necklace theft took place three weeks after Lohan was released from prison, she has been sent to prison twice and rehab twice in the last twelve months for violating probation terms.

It has been reported that the prosecuting counsel is ready to present Lohan’s lawyer with a formal offer to plea bargain the case, but has indicated that any deal will involve a significant length of time in jail.

I'll Bet!

Lindsay Lohan has only been out of jail for a few weeks and already an arrest warrant has been issued after she failed two drugs last week.

The warrant is however being held until her court hearing on Friday, where upon if she fails to attend she will be arrested.

The 24-year-old was found to have both cocaine and amphetamines in her system after undergoing the drug tests which were ordered by the court and is more than likely to be sent back to prison for failing to comply with her probation terms.

Made for each other!

How long before Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab?  It was reported again recently that she was allegedly seen drinking Red Bull in front of others but had a secret stash of alcohol under the table.

This, yet again, led to another spat between her and partner Sam Ronson, who were seen heading to the toilets to snort sort it out.  The pair did come out smiling, so what went on in there is anyone’s guess, although I probably have quite a good idea!

After her recent rapid weight loss, reportedly due to stress and pictures of her shown with scratches over her arms, leading to the speculation that she could once again be self harming, perhaps the sooner she gets help the better.

Amy Winehouse seems to be coming to her senses at last after reports that she has handed over control of her fortune to her parents Mitch and Janis.

The singer will now not be able to spend her money on anything without their permission, and it also means that if she does return to her husband he will not be able to get his hands on it either.

Chris Moyles

Fat bloke Chris Moyles, has disgracefully told his Radio 1 show listeners “If you’re Polish you’re just very good at ironing…in my experience prostitutes make very good cleaners.”

The BBC have apparently said that what he said was misinterpreted!  Either way, the foul-mouthed DJ has never seemed funny, crude but not funny, despite having the perfect face for radio!

More rumours today that the two dyke’s Lindsay Lohan, who by the way is not a lesbian, and he/she Sam Ronson, have split up, who really gives a s**t!

Apparently Lohan was spotted out and about looking miserable, no change there then!  Lohan has also added a little message to her MySpace page stating that they are still together, how pleased am I!

For any of you out there that are thinking of ‘coming out’, be very careful, as it can make you start smoking!

Will Young has allegedly revealed that the stress of admitting his sexuality, started him smoking.  The report didn’t actually mention what he was smoking, so I will leave that for your imagination!