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Lindsay Lohan has only been out of jail for a few weeks and already an arrest warrant has been issued after she failed two drugs last week.

The warrant is however being held until her court hearing on Friday, where upon if she fails to attend she will be arrested.

The 24-year-old was found to have both cocaine and amphetamines in her system after undergoing the drug tests which were ordered by the court and is more than likely to be sent back to prison for failing to comply with her probation terms.

The former, not really sure what, is now in a relationship with the former British Superbike rider Michael Howarth and seems to be taking a real interest in the series but then I suppose she needs all the attention she can get.

Not only is she covered in the most horrendous tattoo’s, making Amy Winehouse look classy but she has also gone way over the top with the cosmetic surgery with her daffy duck lips and uneven, over-sized chest.

Still it’s not all bad as Jodie did come top in one of the public voting polls, see below.   Michael, what are you doing, get out now while you can!

 This is a sculptor by Shu Youg, for an exhibition  called ‘How Big Do We Want Our Breasts To Be?’

By now everyone must have seen the ridiculous boob-job that Jodie Marsh has had done.  Remember when you use to shove a couple of balloons up your jumper? well they are similar to that only the balloons looked less fake!

In 2003, the glamour model, in a pair of jeans and a bra, paraded her chest with the words ‘Real!’ written in thick lettering across it, in her ongoing feud with Jordan and Nemesis.  She claimed that her body was 100% natural, unlike the others who had to rely on plastic surgery to make them popular!

Now the 29-year-old has been showing off her set of 32GG’s at the launch of the Orchid Bar in central London.  She wore as little as possible, just in case anyone missed them.  A low cut pair of jeans and a black fringed bra with more of her out than in, just horrible, and made up in her usual transvestite styled thick eyeliner and pink inflatable lips.

One of the comments she made recently in an interview I read was “There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs, I didn’t feel like mine were good enough.”  Spot on love, they’re not, they’re crap!

She added “I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren’t nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lay down.”  Whereas those are going to be stuck up like a couple of dunes!