Old Rocker

Some photographs emerged this week of the aging rocker Ronnie Wood and his toygirl on a romantic holiday in Hawaii, or though what could be romantic about waking up next to a wrinkly head on a stick I’ve no idea, oh yeah, he is a wrinkly head on a stick with loads of money in the bank!

There’s no fool like an old fool, as the saying goes, but I am surprised that they are still together, how much longer we ask!

Peaches Geldof has allegedly said on her five-minute marriage,

“Max and I are really good friends.  We were just too young.  That’s all it was.  I still love the idea that we did it.  I love the idea I can tell my kids one day about it and I know he does too”.

Pathetic, still like she says she has so much growing-up to do and has absolutely no idea what marriage means, stupid girl!  Let’s hope she doesn’t have kids for a very long time, she would probably like the idea of it but only for a very short time.

Bratz

Now I’m sure everyone out there is going to be shocked and surprised at the news that Peaches Geldof and her husband of six months Max Drummey have separated.

A joint statment has been issued by Peaches spokesman which read,

“After much soul searching we have made the mutual decision to end our marriage and have agreed to go our separate ways.

Our parting is amicable and both of us still respect and care about each other immensely.  There were no other people involved in this decision and we both look forward to a future as good friends.”

It has since been reported that allegedly Ms. Geldof is already seeing another musician she met on New Years Eve.

More children playing at being adults, just doesn’t work does it!