Pete Doherty

Just when you thought skanky Pete Doherty couldn’t disgust you more than he normally does, new photographs have emerged of him snogging another bloke.

Fortunately the pictures were taken way back in 2004 and were of himself and one of his best friends Peter Wolfe for a song called ‘For Lovers’.

He has too be one of the least people anyone would want to lock lips with, it’s just nasty!

Talk about tacky, according to reports, footballer Rio Ferdinand and his soon to be wag, Rebecca Ellison, have chosen to have their wedding rings delivered by an owl!

Ollie the barn owl is set too swoop down the aisle with a velvet bag in it’s beak and land on the gloved hand of the best man during the ceremony.  Sounds great if you’re a kid watching a Harry Potter film, but these are supposed to be adults.  I wonder how many laughs it will get when it smothers his well dressed guests with bird s**t!

This Is Not A Photo of Donatella Versace Either!

In December, a certain daily tabloid printed photographs of a so-called Donatella Versace on a beach in St Bart’s looking over-tanned in a tiny bikini.

Well, apparently this was not Versace, who is allegedly planning legal action against the comic, but an Italian countess who has lived on the island for ten-years,  Pamela Anderson be warned, look to the future!

Pete Doherty has allegedly found a deer carcass in his house in Wiltshire, he said,

“Someone brought in a dead deer while I was out.  Somehow they got in and left the deer in the house.  That was quite terrifying.  I’d been in the house for a couple of days and then I found this rotting, headless carcass of a dear in one of the far rooms.”

Surely, any normal person would have noticed  the smell from an animal of that size that had been left rotting in your home!

Looks like Pete’s been on another bender to me!

 Photo:The subs bench!

The ‘Soccer six charity football event’ was held yesterday to raise money for the Samaritans at Millwall Football Club and Amy Winehouse was there to cheer-on her friend Pete Doherty.

Ms. Winehouse was in the usual denim shorts and a checked shirt with her bra on show and the ballet shoes of course.  It was her first wedding anniversary and she had earlier been shown collecting the bouquets of flowers that had been left outside of her home.

Jade Goody was also taking part and probably, for once looked the fittest, healthiest, and most definitely the cleanest out of the trio.  I’m sure we all remember when she took part in the London Marathon and after being stretchered off the course during the race, admitted to not having trained for the event.

Winehouse and Doherty seem inseparable since he has left prison and the Babyshambles front-man confessed to being really busy playing gigs and listening to Amy’s recordings.

When asked about Winehouse, Doherty said she is “great at the moment”, god, what does she look like when she’s not!  He added “She’s recording loads of new stuff.  I kind of took a bit of a back seat.  She said ‘listen to this new song, listen to this new song, record this, record this’.  I’ve got a truckload of some of her stuff and I’m going through it.”  Not sure why  she has to say everything twice! 

Pixie Geldof was also in attendance giving her support along with Jack Tweedy, Bianca Gascoigne, and Nikki Grahame.

Well at least it was for a good cause, but I bet no-one wanted to swap shirts with the lovely Pete! 

Pete Doherty walked free from prison today after serving just 29 days of his 14-week sentence. Good to see justice being done!

Dressed in a suit and tie, he told waiting press that he was pleased to be out and was looking forward to having a rum and coke and spending some time with his cats.

The frontman for Babyshambles also showed the media a certificate which confirmed that he had passed a drugs test while serving his time in prison.

Doherty was jailed last month after previously being handed a four-month suspended sentence in October 2007 for the possessing crack cocaine, heroine, ketamine and cannabis. He was supposed to attend regular visits to the court for progress reports and take part in a drug rehabilitation programme.

He was often late for the appointments or missed them altogether and had used other drugs.

In September 2003, Doherty was sentenced to six months in prison for burgling the home of his former Libertine’s bandmate Carl Barat.

What a complete waste of time, what’s the point in sentencing someone to 14-weeks and then releasing them after a pathetic 29 days, that’s punishment is it! Now he can go out and do exactly as he done before, unbelievable!

He is currently serving 14 weeks at Wormwood Scrubs for failing to take drug tests ordered by a court after admitting to possessing drugs.

Not only has it been claimed that he has been given two mattresses, a television and a radio but he is getting many privileges that other prisoners have to earn through good behaviour.

He is not proving popular with other prisoners because they have to spend weeks earning points for good behaviour before they can get anything.  He is apparently in a segregation wing with 16 high-risk prisoners including paedophiles.

A source apparently said “He’s in the segregation unit because of who he is.  It’s thought he could be vulnerable.  He’s been put on enhanced privilege, which means he can have virtually what he wants, so that includes an extra mattress, TV and radio.  It’s basically the five star treatment, which takes most prisoners weeks of good behaviour to achieve.”

So what is the point in jailing him?  He is probably leading a better life than he ever did at home and it’s probably easier for him to get his fix while he’s in there.  In fact, that’s already reported to be the case, as he has supposed to be writing IOU’s to prisoners who are smuggling the drugs in for even though it is claimed he is being given methadone to help wean him off the drugs. He has people to feed him, clean up after him all for free.  Where is the punishment?  The only difference I can see is that the he gets locked in at night! 

Why should drug addicts be given methadone? Let them suffer, it was their choice to take the drug and they should have to go through the cold turkey period to dissuade them from doing it again.  Most of the junkies either take the methadone and still take the drugs alongside it or they sell the methadone to give them enough money to go out and get another fix for themselves.  Why make it easy for them!

This just isn’t right!

This so called ‘art’ has been super-imposed onto the original photo by artist Russell Young and yeah money raised goes to a good cause, but it’s so wrong!

Laura McLaughlin, 20, claims she’s three months pregnant with his baby after spending a dirty weekend with junkie Pete, what sort of other weekend would you spend with him.

Apparently, the girl, said that he didn’t know she was a virgin and she didn’t tell him, yeah right,  I’ll try that one tonight!

The weekend wasn’t just about sex said Laura, Pete knows about the baby, although when she told him about it he said “And you think its mine”.

A spokesman for Doherty has said “Pete says he doesn’t even know the girl”