Michael who was recently jailed for constantly driving and crashing his car while under the influence of drugs will be interviewed by former chat show host Ross in what is thought to be a one off special.

No doubt the public will turn on in their droves, but what is there to learn about either of these two that we don’t already know.

While Michael became a massive star in his own right as a pop singer, he chose to turn his back on that career in favour of smoking spliff ’s while cruising around London.

He has already proved to be as interesting as a caravan site when he was interviewed in a Michael Parkinson ‘exclusive’ after being caught hanging out in a men’s toilet.

So what makes an interview with Ross so interesting? Even if the former singer could get a word in edge-ways which is doubtful, what is there that anyone would want to know?

Take Your Pick!

Susan Boyle, the latest biggest find on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’, I just don’t get it, she sounds alright but I can’t see what is so special, certainly not her looks that’s for sure!

Some American woman has now created a Susan Boyle doll that she is selling over the Internet and it’s worse than the real thing.  This very sad creator has confessed to watching the singer at least 1000 times on YouTube before embarking on making a look-alike to commemorate the Scot’s talent, well as far as I can tell they are equally as bad, but at least the doll doesn’t sing.

The woman seems to be appearing everywhere with the media loving the fact that she is a 47-year-old virgin, why are they so surprised, look at the woman!  There again if she was good looking she wouldn’t have got as far as she has!

The worst of the media attention that this unfortunate-looking woman has received is the reported $1 million to lose her virginity in front of the camera, oh please, I think we could probably raise more than that by paying for her not to appear in any porno movies!

Paula Abdul

If the charts aren’t bad enough with crappy one-hit-wonders, Paula Abdul is hoping to make a break for herself yet again on the music front, please don’t Paula.

The American, who was bad enough the first time around, performed on stage in front of her fellow judges on American Idol, fine,  if you don’t mind watching someones mum strutting their stuff at a drunken party.

Abdul, 46, was even cheered on by Simon Cowell, shame on you Simon, I always admired your views on the programme but may now have to change my opinion of you!

Kirstie Alley, the gorgeous American actress, recently revealed that she screamed out loud when she finally stepped onto the scales and weighed 16st 3lbs.

Why are people always so surprised, do they not have mirrors?  How fat do you have to get before you think ‘I need to lose some weight’? and as for all those do-gooders out there that say ‘big woman can look beautiful’, these are normally written by the big women themselves who also need to lose the blubber!

Smarmy little Simon Cowell is said to be so intent on keeping Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Cole on the show that he is prepared to offer her a £1million pay rise to sign up for next years series.

According to figures in the Daily Mail, Cole is already ‘earning’ 40% more than desperate Dannii Minogue who gets a meagre £50,000 per week for the 12 shows. The increase in Coles salary is likely to cause more friction between the two female ’stars’.

Former panelist Sharon Osbourne fought for a £500,000 increase earlier in the year before quitting the show.

Sadly this cheap to run tv show pockets millions for it’s producers and presenters while producing more second rate ‘celebrities’ who will generally disappear almost as fast as they arrive.