Sharon Osbourne

Plastic surgery queen, Sharon Osbourne has allegedly announced that Paris Hilton has no talent, tell us something we don’t know!

Hilton, is friends of the Osbourne bratz, Kelly and Jack, or was until their mother aired her views to the media, when she said,

“She has no talent.  I’m sure Paris would tell you that herself.”  Probably not actually!

In Mrs Osbourne’s opinion,

“Timing was right for her.  She’s got a look a lot of younger girls liked and copied.  She’s a very sweet girl.  But that’s it.  Then you put a full stop.”

God forbid anyone even thinking of saying the same of her children, handbags at dawn!

I couldn’t believe the photographs posted in the daily papers this week, the room and rubbish bin where Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt celebrated the birth of their twins, my life feels so much more enriched for them.

It’s a room, just a room,  who gives a s**t!

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, don’t know how incredibly lucky to be given the names chosen for them, after a 9-year-old girl in New Zealand has been made a ward of Court for her name.

Talula does the Hula from Hawaii, for some reason is embarrassed for the name given to her by her sadistic parents.  The poor kid told her school mates her name was “K” because she feared being “mocked and teased”.

The Judge who heard the case back in February said,

“It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”  The child’s new name is being kept secret to protect her identity.

The comedian was a presenter at an awards ceremony in April when Kelly entered the stage just after the model Agyness Dean had left and he made a comment about her not being as attractive as the last guest.

Being who she is, she came out with a stream of expletives, Jim said ,

“I think she’d be famous even if she wasn’t Ozzy’s daughter, she’s that good.”

The charming Kelly proceeded to spit in the comedian’s face and he said he thought that would be the end of it. She wouldn’t have still been standing on that stage if she’d have spat in my face, that’s for sure!

Of course, Mrs Osbourne had to get in on the act and sent Mr Jeffries an email, which said,

“Dear Nobody. Wait until you’re a celebrity before you criticise REAL celebrities. Why don’t you f*** off.”

Mr Jeffries replied to Mrs Osbourne, and said,

“Dear Sharon. After you had all that plastic surgery and had the fat sucked out of your thighs, why did you pump it into your daughter’s face?”.

Touche!