Buzzin Bitch

The Best Part Of Heather Mills

Oh, how I laughed when I read the story this week of the evil, one-legged ex-wife of Paul McCartney, slipping over on some spilt milk in a supermarket and her leg falling off!

The awful woman apparently sent a message out on Twitter that read;

“Slipped on milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me.”

I wonder if that’s the first time on her back in a supermarket, probably not!  Anyway, what was wrong with those boys, to run off with it would have been so much cooler!  I was more surprised that this despicable woman hadn’t immediately put in a claim against the stores owners, is she mellowing in her old age, I doubt it she probably just realised she hadn’t seen her face in the papers for a couple of weeks and hatched a plan.