The Best Part Of Heather Mills
Oh, how I laughed when I read the story this week of the evil, one-legged ex-wife of Paul McCartney, slipping over on some spilt milk in a supermarket and her leg falling off!
The awful woman apparently sent a message out on Twitter that read;
“Slipped on milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me.”
I wonder if that’s the first time on her back in a supermarket, probably not! Anyway, what was wrong with those boys, to run off with it would have been so much cooler! I was more surprised that this despicable woman hadn’t immediately put in a claim against the stores owners, is she mellowing in her old age, I doubt it she probably just realised she hadn’t seen her face in the papers for a couple of weeks and hatched a plan.
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1 Neil R // Oct 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm
ha ha brilliant would have been on ebay if it had been me. She will probably sue the supermarket for £10million.