Problem Solved!

Not a celebrity this time but a stupid teenager who went to a tattoo parlour to have some stars tattooed onto her face and then tried to sue the tattooist when she realised how pathetic she looked.

The 18-year-old from Belgium, claims she asked the tattoo artist for three stars next to her eye but fell asleep and awoke with 56 stars all over one side of her face.

Now forgive me if I’m wrong, but anyone who has ever had a tattoo will find this almost impossible to believe unless of course they are blind drunk.

The girl believes that the Romanian tattooist misunderstood her French and English, and claims that she is now too embarrassed to go out in public.  Surely it would have been quite simple to write the number down for clarification or just holding up three fingers, duh!

The tattooist is absolutely adamant that she asked for the 56 stars, which was also confirmed by a witness at the parlour, and that not only did she keep checking in the mirror at he proceeded but was happy with the artwork when she left the shop.

He believes that it was went she went home that it all changed when her father saw what she had had done.  The tattooist has even offered to pay half the costs of laser treatment to have the stars removed which is rumoured to be at a cost of £8,500.

Why on earth should this man pay for the girls stupidity although he has said that the publicity has been great for him.  She got what she asked for now she can either earn the money to have them removed or live with it so that everyone can thank their ‘lucky stars’ that they had never done anything quite so ridiculous!

The only thing I could possibly say on the side of the girl, is that there should be an age limit for this sort of artwork and a possible consultation before this permanent procedure is undertaken.

The Best Part Of Heather Mills

Oh, how I laughed when I read the story this week of the evil, one-legged ex-wife of Paul McCartney, slipping over on some spilt milk in a supermarket and her leg falling off!

The awful woman apparently sent a message out on Twitter that read;

“Slipped on milk while being followed down supermarket aisle by two teenage boys, ended up on my ass but they rescued my leg and me.”

I wonder if that’s the first time on her back in a supermarket, probably not!  Anyway, what was wrong with those boys, to run off with it would have been so much cooler!  I was more surprised that this despicable woman hadn’t immediately put in a claim against the stores owners, is she mellowing in her old age, I doubt it she probably just realised she hadn’t seen her face in the papers for a couple of weeks and hatched a plan.

Can you see the likeness?

There’s not a lot I usually like about Lily Allen but for once she’s got it right, Susan Boyle from the Britain’s Got Talent show is so overrated, and Lily has at least got the front to air her views.

If nothing else, Lily Allen is certainly original, Susan Boyle on the other hand, is just someone that can copy a tune, the sooner she goes back to where she came from the better for all of us.

She allegedly showed her true colours while staying at a hotel in London when, in front of up to 150 other guests watching the semi-final, stuck her two fingers up to the screen and shouted F*** Off, when Piers Morgan praised the young lad Shaheen Jafargholi’s performance.

Apparently it’s not acceptable to dislike this ‘on the edge’ woman, well tough, I think she’s crap and I’m not alone, she’s just an accident waiting to happen, a monster in the making!

Take Your Pick!

Susan Boyle, the latest biggest find on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’, I just don’t get it, she sounds alright but I can’t see what is so special, certainly not her looks that’s for sure!

Some American woman has now created a Susan Boyle doll that she is selling over the Internet and it’s worse than the real thing.  This very sad creator has confessed to watching the singer at least 1000 times on YouTube before embarking on making a look-alike to commemorate the Scot’s talent, well as far as I can tell they are equally as bad, but at least the doll doesn’t sing.

The woman seems to be appearing everywhere with the media loving the fact that she is a 47-year-old virgin, why are they so surprised, look at the woman!  There again if she was good looking she wouldn’t have got as far as she has!

The worst of the media attention that this unfortunate-looking woman has received is the reported $1 million to lose her virginity in front of the camera, oh please, I think we could probably raise more than that by paying for her not to appear in any porno movies!

Paula Abdul

If the charts aren’t bad enough with crappy one-hit-wonders, Paula Abdul is hoping to make a break for herself yet again on the music front, please don’t Paula.

The American, who was bad enough the first time around, performed on stage in front of her fellow judges on American Idol, fine,  if you don’t mind watching someones mum strutting their stuff at a drunken party.

Abdul, 46, was even cheered on by Simon Cowell, shame on you Simon, I always admired your views on the programme but may now have to change my opinion of you!

Kirstie Alley, the gorgeous American actress, recently revealed that she screamed out loud when she finally stepped onto the scales and weighed 16st 3lbs.

Why are people always so surprised, do they not have mirrors?  How fat do you have to get before you think ‘I need to lose some weight’? and as for all those do-gooders out there that say ‘big woman can look beautiful’, these are normally written by the big women themselves who also need to lose the blubber!

Lily Allen

While normal people are struggling to make ends meet, Lily Allen has spent £2000 on a grown-up ice cream fight, which took place in her Toronto dressing room at the end of her North American tour, according to her blog.

Recently while being interviewed on an American chat show,  Allen admitted being surprised that she was more famous for her wild ways than her singing.  You’d think she would take the hint but it will probably go straight over her head as usual!

Even worse than Lily Allen’s singing is Paula Abdul’s memory after she recently told America’s ABC’s ‘nightlife’, that she has never been drunk in her life, yeah right!

She also claimed that she has not used prescription drugs and offered  her medical records to be checked to prove it.  Obviously, she’s unaware that there is no way that anyone would be able to check her medical records but there are plenty of video’s out there of the woman slurring and acting in a bizarre way.  Here are some of the clips from a previous story;

http://www.buzzinbitch.co.uk/paula-abdul-cocks-up-again/85#more-85

Old Rocker

Some photographs emerged this week of the aging rocker Ronnie Wood and his toygirl on a romantic holiday in Hawaii, or though what could be romantic about waking up next to a wrinkly head on a stick I’ve no idea, oh yeah, he is a wrinkly head on a stick with loads of money in the bank!

There’s no fool like an old fool, as the saying goes, but I am surprised that they are still together, how much longer we ask!

Peaches Geldof has allegedly said on her five-minute marriage,

“Max and I are really good friends.  We were just too young.  That’s all it was.  I still love the idea that we did it.  I love the idea I can tell my kids one day about it and I know he does too”.

Pathetic, still like she says she has so much growing-up to do and has absolutely no idea what marriage means, stupid girl!  Let’s hope she doesn’t have kids for a very long time, she would probably like the idea of it but only for a very short time.

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He was attending the Mallorca Classic Car Rally on the 21st March 2009, and obviously surrounded by some of his many fans!

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse was in court yesterday to face assault charges after she was accused of punching a fan in the face at the End of Summer Ball in September 2008.

The singer pleaded not guilty to common assault against Sherene Flash before a date was set for the hearing for July 23rd 2009.

I’d like to see how she’s going to get out of this one, as we’ve already seen the photographs of her in action on that night, not that there is the remote chance of her remembering what happened as she was off her face!

By the way, it was  the same event that she was allegedly seen spitting at another guest and head-butting an official photographer.

Unbelievably, the magazine that has been following the final few days of Jade Goody has actually prepared  their latest edition for March 23rd with the words In Loving Memory 1981-2009, above the photograph of the cancer victim and her sons.

We all know that the girl only has a limited time to live but that is so out-of-order!  How can they even begin to say it’s a tribute to the girl when she is still clinging to life, it’s sick.