Buzzin Bitch

 This is a sculptor by Shu Youg, for an exhibition  called ‘How Big Do We Want Our Breasts To Be?’

By now everyone must have seen the ridiculous boob-job that Jodie Marsh has had done.  Remember when you use to shove a couple of balloons up your jumper? well they are similar to that only the balloons looked less fake!

In 2003, the glamour model, in a pair of jeans and a bra, paraded her chest with the words ‘Real!’ written in thick lettering across it, in her ongoing feud with Jordan and Nemesis.  She claimed that her body was 100% natural, unlike the others who had to rely on plastic surgery to make them popular!

Now the 29-year-old has been showing off her set of 32GG’s at the launch of the Orchid Bar in central London.  She wore as little as possible, just in case anyone missed them.  A low cut pair of jeans and a black fringed bra with more of her out than in, just horrible, and made up in her usual transvestite styled thick eyeliner and pink inflatable lips.

One of the comments she made recently in an interview I read was “There are so many images of women with amazing fake boobs, I didn’t feel like mine were good enough.”  Spot on love, they’re not, they’re crap!

She added “I think society has forgotten what real boobs look like, and women like me end up thinking our boobs aren’t nice because they disappear into our armpits when we lay down.”  Whereas those are going to be stuck up like a couple of dunes!