Buzzin Bitch

Apparently, Kerry Katona hasn’t left home since giving birth too her baby son, because she feels “fat and unattractive”.  and do you know why Kerry!

She would like to get back to eight and a half stone, yeh right, and reckons she’s already on track.  She has allegedly said to the Daily Mail “I’ve lost two stone in a week - a lot of it was water and I’ve just been eating Special K and no curry and chips.”  and you’ve just given birth, so there’s an extra few pounds!  Nice too see she’s eating a well-balanced diet though!

She apparently told OK magazine “I want to start exercising.  The beef curry cravings have gone and I’m trying to focus on getting my figure back.  Watching MTV and seeing me so morbid and depressed was awful.”  do cravings actually last for years!

Katona, the mother of three girls and a boy, came under constant fire for continuing to drink and smoke throughout her pregancy, but says they are both fine.  She said “There have been constant reports about my well-being since giving birth, but I can safely say I’m doing really well.”

“Max is keeping me up with all the night feeds but at least he’s feeding, because with him being five weeks premature he needs to get a move on and grow!

She also said “I’ve had that much slating from people talking about me drinking and smoking while pregnant, it’s almost as if they wanted me to give birth to a sick child, but I’m ignoring them all and I can safely say that my baby is happy and as fit as a fiddle.”

I‘m not really sure what planet she is actually on, as she seems to think her baby would show obvious signs of her drinking and smoking habits as soon as he was born.  Maybe a little smokers cough, or hiccups perhaps! 

You carry on ignoring everybody Kerry!