Buzzin Bitch

Mariah Carey has revealed that she doesn’t want kids in the foreseeable future as it would make her feel violated.  Good news at last, one of her is definitely enough!

The demanding diva told OK Magazine “It’s hard to have kids in this world.  I don’t think I could properly educate a child right now.  Maybe in the future, but I actually haven’t thought about it.  For now, I enjoy my dog Jack’s company.  It’s definitely because of the childhood traumatic stuff.  The whole not wanting to have a baby as a baby.  I never wanted to feel violated and I know that’s a kind of weird thing to say, but that’s how I am.”  Yes you are weird!  It’s a good thing not to want to have kids but in her case, it’s more likely to be the fact that she couldn’t stand someone taking the attention away from her!

Miss Carey is approaching her 40th birthday, admitted to having insured her legs for £1 million said “you gotta take care of yourself.  You have to try and stay pretty, you know.” Insured them for what though?

She also admitted to some strange health rituals and said “My life is bizarrely healthy in some ways.  I have to be overly aware of people holding the microphones.  Singers who are tuned into that know that if someone touches your microphone you have to sterilise it.”  Don’t ever have kids, please!

The singer claims that her lavish lifestyle is simply “a little bit of heaven” that help her through some rough patches.  “Everyday I’m on this earth, I’m going to learn something, whether it’s dressing up two hours before you go on stage or maybe I had a bad moment but I pulled it off.  To me you can’t let the hurt turn to pain and bitterness, otherwise I would really not be in a good place.  You can’t go through hell and come out of it if you haven’t felt a little bit of heaven.”

On her recent visit to London, where she was promoting her new album, she demanded that a £10,000 gym was installed in her penthouse suite at the Mayfair hotel Claridge’s and also booked every other penthouse suite to accommodate her 15 staff.

Miss Carey added “I’ll have 20 humidifiers around the bed.  Basically, it’s like sleeping in a steam room.  The bed is all towelling cloth, the ceiling is sloped so the water can’t fall on my head.  My TV is behind glass.”

A case of far too much money I think!  I can just imagine her stamping her feet and doing the Miss Piggy karate chop when things don’t go her way and that poor dog, what must he go through, he’s probably sterilised every time he moves!