Buzzin Bitch

Kerry Katona

Only a couple of weeks ago, Kerry Katona was given an extra two weeks to pay off a tax bill, said to be around £417,000.

Katona, did not attend the hearing at London’s High Court when the agreement to adjourn for a further two weeks was declared but the registrar said,

“I am going to mark it for settlement of the balance.  I am going to mark it final.”

He also stressed that bankruptcy petitions,

“are not to be held over someones head indefinitely.”

Katona is due back to court on August 21st, where the petition must either be dismissed or have the bankruptcy order made.

This week, however, Katona has allegedly told the world that she is going to spend £15,000 on a total body makeover.

According to the former Atomic Kitten singer, she is a size 12 but wants to return to being a size 8.  She is planning a breast reduction from a GG to a DD, liposuction and laser treatment for her stretch marks.

So how skint is Katona exactly!

Sharon Osbourne

Plastic surgery queen, Sharon Osbourne has allegedly announced that Paris Hilton has no talent, tell us something we don’t know!

Hilton, is friends of the Osbourne bratz, Kelly and Jack, or was until their mother aired her views to the media, when she said,

“She has no talent.  I’m sure Paris would tell you that herself.”  Probably not actually!

In Mrs Osbourne’s opinion,

“Timing was right for her.  She’s got a look a lot of younger girls liked and copied.  She’s a very sweet girl.  But that’s it.  Then you put a full stop.”

God forbid anyone even thinking of saying the same of her children, handbags at dawn!

Heather Mills has managed to make yet another enemy, after her publicist quit this week.  Michelle Elyzabeth allegedly said last week,

“After working with Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her.  Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.  Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.”  I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, “I will never ever talk to you again.”

I have been patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more.  I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention.  I am owed money.  I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.  On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

That is one spoilt bitch!

Allegedly, Abi Titmuss, was surrounded by hundreds of fan’s at her latest book signing, No not really, three men apparently turned-up to meet her at Liverpool Street Station.  She then went onto WHSmith in Manchester, where a similar gathering rushed to get the latest book autographed!

Sean Bean spent an evening in a police cell last week after being accused of assaulting his wife.  The couple married in February, the fourth marriage for Sean, at a Registry office.  His wife did eventually drop the charges after he had spent a few hours incarcerated.

The couple were due to marry a month earlier but 24-hours before the event, the wedding was called off due to personal issues and work commitments, yeah right!

The couple are known to have a turbulent relationship and it was reported that while staying at a hotel in Los Angeles in 2006, they had a bit of a scuffle.  His partner, now wife,  was left with bruises on her upper body, face and scratches to her legs while he had scratches to his face and arms.

Sounds to me like they’re made for each other, let them get on with it, another divorce on the cards.

Halle Berry is fuming after the paparazzi took photographs of her and her baby daughter while she was in her own backyard.

Miss Berry has said in a statement,

It is a “very blatant and invasive trespass.  The paparazzi have gone too far.  [Gabriel] and I have always remained that we would never sell baby photos or otherwise exploit her in any way.

I will do everything I can for the sake of her safety and well-being to keep her out of the public eye…I intend to do everything I can to make sure the photographer who illegally intruded into my home is criminally prosecuted.”

Good for her, why should they be allowed to get away with it.  More and more we are hearing of celebrities being prosecuted for damaging the camera’s etc of paparazzi, is it any surprise.  What gives them the right to be able to intrude to the degree that they do, just so they can make a nice little earner out of the snaps!

Ozzy Osbourne is to be presented with the living legend award this year in the Classic Rock Roll of Honour.  I’m not sure if it’s because he is a legend though or because unbelievably, he is still alive!

I couldn’t believe the photographs posted in the daily papers this week, the room and rubbish bin where Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt celebrated the birth of their twins, my life feels so much more enriched for them.

It’s a room, just a room,  who gives a s**t!

Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, don’t know how incredibly lucky to be given the names chosen for them, after a 9-year-old girl in New Zealand has been made a ward of Court for her name.

Talula does the Hula from Hawaii, for some reason is embarrassed for the name given to her by her sadistic parents.  The poor kid told her school mates her name was “K” because she feared being “mocked and teased”.

The Judge who heard the case back in February said,

“It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”  The child’s new name is being kept secret to protect her identity.