Buzzin Bitch

Rebecca Loos, the not very interesting pig masturbator is now trying to launch a singing career.

This woman who likes to use the title ‘personal assistant’!!! is best known for giving her personal assistance, allegedly to famous married men, David Beckham being the most famous and then selling a story to the highest bidder.

She appeared on a TV Reality show called ‘The Farm’ where she was seen masturbating a pig on live television, the RSPCA quickly condemned the act and accused the show of a “morbid and sordid fascination with farm animals”, actually it seems anything with a penis, No, that’s actually not true because she likes woman as well and claimed to have had a relationship with Abi Titmuss as well as others.

The song is called ‘Your Boyfriend’ by Rebecca Loos aka Phoenix Feat. Jah Waggie and is about stealing another girl’s boyfriend, well at least she’s done her research, bless her!

Have a listen to the song, it really is as bad as you would imagine: