Buzzin Bitch

Sophie Dahl has hit out at the media for the way they portray her romance with the minuscule Jazz star Jamie Cullen!

Miss Dahl has said “Thanks to genetics the image of us together has been treated like a carnival sideshow. What’s lost…is that we happen to be two people who met, fell madly in love and will probably produce fairly average size children, hopefully with his more elegant feet, not mine.” Ah, has he got little tiny feet then as well, bless!  Look on the bright side he can get much cheaper shoes in the children’s shops.

She added “Height is one of those things you can’t do a whole lot about. It’s a bit like colour. If my boyfriend was black, I doubt very much there would have been such a vocal response to our coupling, because that’s out of bounds.”

But he’s not black, he’s just lovely cuddly little, itsy witsy Jamie Cullen, who I would just love to pick up and give a big squeeze, he’s so cute and tiny! Get over yourself, my husbands smaller than me, if it bothers other people that’s their problem not mine and anyway I don’t mind lifting him up if he can’t reach something off the supermarket shelf.